annoyingbloqqer:

"so ma’am, how would you like to pay today? cash or check?"

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500fairytales:

Today thanks to the men in my city I found out I have SHAPESHIFTING POWERS.

Get this: I’m hot with a nice ass

Until I ignore your cat calls

Then I’m a fat, ugly bitch.

LIKE MAGIC

I’M GONNA BE A TROUT NEXT

"Theirs is the best new music I’ve heard in a very long time,” she said, “I think they’re going to change the world."
— Laura Marling back in 2008 when she was asked about Noah and the Whale.  (via ifolkinlovemusic)

georgiarosewatts:

have you ever had legitimate crush on a band guy like to the point where you’re not even fangirling anymore you just actually love them

(Source: cowboy--hearts)

heteroiero:

people who exercise in order to get rid of period cramps are the ones surviving the apocalypse. 

(Source: luceum)

merkkultra:

do men have resting bitch faces as well or do they not have negative characteristics ascribed to them for putting on a neutral rather than a deliriously happy facial expression

(Source: theanunnakiconnection)

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