January 2012
My family when someone wakes up before anyone...
Me: Tips toes quietly through the house, trying not to make a sound.
Everyone else: Let me just stomp throughout the house, slam a bunch of doors, and bang some pots together in the kitchen, I'm sure no one will mind.
December 2011
“Knock knock. Who’s there? Cancer. Oh good, come in. I thought it was...”
– Britta Perry (Gillian Jacobs), Community
I think Tumblrians should create a...
alyssaamerica:
Imagine just casually reading in public and you hear the cry of a fellow Tumblr user…
You’d look up in hopefully, attempting to locate the cry of your brothers…
Think you know who initiated the call…
Stare at eachother and nod in socially awkward acknowledgement…
Then you’d be all…
Everyone would be looking at you like…
Things would turn beautifully awkward…
...
Scumbag Bison
animalsbeingdicks:
The wilderness is a grizzly place where not keeping right of faster traffic means becoming dinner.
